Some days I wake up and I just want to destroy a country. Actually, sometimes I want to destroy lots of countries. I believe with all my heart that if these countries were destroyed, my life would improve some. But sometimes you realize that there are so very many countries that need to be destroyed, you have to write a list so you don’t get off track.

So, here are …

10 Countries I Would Like To Destroy

1.) North Korea – because I’m not quite sure what purpose it serves.
2.) Trinidad – I’m not quite sure where it is.
3.) Canada – it’s so damn big, but it doesn’t do anything. It just sits there. Quietly. But a little TOO quietly, if you know what I mean. Really makes me nervous.
4.) Germany – they sent troops into Poland contrary to their agreement with Russia.
5.) Kzerbisakhstan – barbarous and unshaven.
6.) Monte Carlo – den of iniquity that allows nuclear carriers to anchor off its coast.
7.) Finland – not much different from Germans – or Russians – too tall, drunkards, not to be trusted.
8.) Cuba – I’m not sure why, but I’m sure it’s a good idea to destroy it.
9.) Afghanistan – because since 2002 it has regained its position as the largest exporter of heroin in the world.
10.) New Zealand – its expert motion picture technicians and superior production facilities are ruining Hollywood.