In this episode, gray-eyed, black-skinned Space Aliens have plucked Our Hero (which is me) from the clutches of certain death among the Planets of the Imagination.

I (who is Our Hero) am safe for the moment. But it’s only a matter of time before the Aliens begin their terrible work with the infamous … urp … anal probe.

And that’s not the worst of it, no.

Featuring:

• Flying Space Saucer Space Ship
• Planet of the Anal Probes
• Bob Lazar & Area 54
• “Cheddar”? Or “Probe”?
• Horrifying Alien Stand-Up Comedy