Normally I wouldn’t work on a Sunday, because when you work on a Sunday they send you to Hell when you die, and in Hell you have to work a 14 hour day and there’s no union. But I think it’s okay to work on a Sunday as long as you can get other people to work too – that way you’ll have company in Hell. Sure, they’ll resent you for luring them into Eternal Damnation, but I’ve always thought that it’s better to be surrounded by people who hate you, than to be completely alone.

So, sorry for asking you to work on Sunday and, as a result, condemning you to the Everlasting Fires, but I’m wondering: